Ironhead
09.02.2002, 15:31
Urteilt selbst!
ART FAG
HE LISTENS TO THE FUCKING SMITHS
HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
HE WEARS A TRENCHCOAT
HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
HE WEARS BLACK TIGHTS
HE WRITES POETRY
HE WEARS BLACK LIPSTICK
UNDER HIS MUSTACHE
HE'S GOT A ROLLERCOASTER HAIRCUT
HE DYES IT JET BLACK
WHEN HIS HAIR IS REALLY BROWN
JUST LIKE HIS MUSTACHE
HE WANTS TO BE ROBERT SMITH
BUT WITH A MUSTACHE
HE'S A FUCKING ART FAG
HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
BIG PANTS, BIGGER LOSER
big pants, bigger loser (x4)
you're such a fucking idiot
i want to fucking kill you
you want to look just like a nigger
so you wear pants 30 times bigger
YOU'RE DUMB
YOUU'VE GOT A NEW T PASS, JUST FOR RETARDS
YOU'VE GOT SAGGING BREASTS THAT ARE VERY LARGE
ALL OVER YOUR WRINKLED BODY, YOU'VE GOT LOTS OF PIMPLES
AND YOU'VE GOT A GREASY HAIR COMING OUT OF YOUR NIPPLE
HEY, YOU'RE DUMB (X3)
YOU LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS, AND YOUR 31
YOU PAY NO RENT, BECAUSE YOU'RE A BUM
YOU NEVER CLEAN YOUR HOUSE, BECAUSE YOU'RE DEPRESSED
AND YOU'VE STILL GOT A GODDAMN HAIRY BREAST
HEY, YOU'RE DUMB (X3)
YOU'RE GOING TO SAN FRANSISCO BECAUSE YOU'RE GAY
YOUR BOYFRIEND MUST BE REALLY DESPERATE TO GET LAID
WE'LL ALWAYS MAKE FUN OF YOU, WE'LL NEVER REST
AND YOU STILL GOT A GODDAMN HAIRY BREAST
GLOVES OF METAL
HEAR THE POUNDING, ARMY OF THE NIGHT
THE CALL OF METAL SUMMONS US TONIGHT
AND GATHER WE ON THIS SITE
TO BEHOLD THE POWER AND THE MIGHT
WE WEAR LEATHER, WE WEAR SPIKES, WE RULE THE NIGHT
OFF WITH THE LIGHTS, HEAR THE SCREAMS
SEE THE BANGING HEADS AWAKEN TO THEIR DREAMS
THE SOUND OF METAL SO LOUD IT CRACKS THE BEAMS
PLAYED BY WARRIORS CALLED THE METAL KINGS
A HERO'S WELCOME TO THOSE WHO HEED THE CALL
WE ARE TOGETHER, WE ARE ALL
WITH HANDS HIGH, FISTS FILL THE AIR
AGAINST THE WORLD WE STAND
HANDS HIGH FOREVER WE'LL BE THERE
GLOVES OF METAL RULE THE NIGHT, YEAH
LEATHER, METAL, SPIKES AND CHAINS
GLOVES OF METAL RAISED TO SHOW THE BRAVE
INTO THE DARKNESS MARCH THE ARMIES OF THE NIGHT
BOUND BY METAL WE LIVE THE FIGHT
WE WEAR LEATHER, WE WEAR SPIKES, WE RULE THE NIGHT
WITH HANDS HIGH, FISTS FILL THE AIR
AGAINST THE WORLD WE STAND
HANDS HIGH FOREVER WE'LL BE THERE
GLOVES OF METAL RULE THE NIGHT, YEAH
JACK KEVORKIAN IS COOL
first you killed an old person
then you went to jail
then you killed another
when you got out on bail
chorus:
old people suck, kevorkian rules, old people suck, jack kevorkian's cool (x 2)
you're in jail again
because you wouldn't sell out
let's get a bulldozer
and break him out
YOU KEEP A DIARY
YOU THINK YOUR LIFE'S SO IMPORTANT
YOU HAVE TO WRITE IT DOWN
YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING FAGGOT
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU
YOU, YOU KEEP A DIARY
YOU POMPOUS ASSHOLE DICKFACE
YOU'LL PROBABLY WRITE A BOOK
ONLY ANOTHER ASSHOLE WOULD PUBLISH IT
YOU DUMB STUPID FAG
YOU GOT DATE RAPED
you just wanted to hold hands but he wanted to fuck
he's twice your size and weight so you're shit out of luck
chorus:
you got date raped, date raped(x4)
you whined to the judge, your eyes were full of tears
but you wouldn't have been raped if you didn't have 50 beers
chorus
next time you go out bring a chapperone or friend
or you'll probably end up getting date raped again
you got date raped
YOU'RE A COP
powdered sugar on your fingers, coffee on your shirt
bribes in your pocket, you never do any work
you fat fucking slob you just sit in a car
until you get off work then it's back to the bar
chorus:
you fucking pig-pig
you're a fucking cop-cop(x4)
you never catch any crooks but harass everyone else
your fat fingers don't fit the trigger you're too slow to catch a nigger
you're a suburban cop because you're scared of the city
you broke a stool at dunkin donuts because you're so fucking fat
YOU HAVE GOALS
you want to go to school
you want a good job
you want to get married
you want to own a car
chorus:
you're boring,you're gay,you're old,you have goals(x2)
you want to own a house
you want to have kids
if these are your goals
then you're fucking stupid
BECAUSE YOU'RE OLD
you have to wear a diaper
because you're old(x2)
you have to use a wheelchair
b.y.o.(because you're old)(x2)
you can't remember your kids names
b.y.o.(x2)
you have to wear dentures
b.y.o.(x2)
b.y.o.-i hate old people
b.y.o.-you're fucking old
your kids tossed you in a nursing home
b.y.o.(x2)
but they'd rather have you put to sleep
b.y.o.(x2)
you can't even feed yourself
b.y.o.(x2)
i'd hate to fucking be like you
b.y.o.(x4)
YOUR BEST FRIEND IS YOU
no one cares what you say,no one gives a shit about norway
no one can stand the way you talk,except your girlfriend,the greasy wop
1st chorus:
everyone mistakes you for a jew
your best friend is you(x2)
you have hook nose like a fucking jew
your best friennd is you(x2)
no one cares about what you wrote,you're nothing but a spic,a 5 foot joke
every show you book is a fucking flop,you're a fucking midget and your broad's a wop
2nd chorus:
no one cares what your last show drew
your best friend is you(x2)
you're about as tall as tattoo
your best friend is you(x2)
your favorite letter's f
flunk-you flunked out of school
flop-every show that you do
fail-every class that you take
friends-not one you can make
THE INTERNET IS GAY
YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS
YOU STAY HOMA ALL DAY
YOU'VE BEEN TO EVERY WEBSITE
BECAUSE TOU'RE FUCKING GAY
THE INTERNET IS FUCKING GAY
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, LOSER, QUEER, NERD, ETC.
YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS
YOU STAY HOMA ALL DAY
YOU'VE BEEN TO EVERY WEBSITE
BECAUSE TOU'RE FUCKING GAY
TECHNOLOGY'S GAY
HOW MANY MEGS OF RAM DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR COMPUTER ...
TECHNOLOGY'S GAY
HEY, WHY DON'T YOU CHECK OUT MY WEBSITE AT WWW ...
TECHNOLOGY'S GAY
I LOVE LOOKING AT THE STAR TREK WEBSITE, AND I EH ...
TECHNOLOGY'S GAY
LET ME FAX YOU MY E-MAIL ADDRESS ...
TECHNOLOGY'S GAY
EAZY E GOT A.I.D.S. FROM FREDDIE MERCURY
even though you were black,you listened to queen
you thought freddie was the cutest you've ever seen
you wen't backstage and got fucked in the ass
you took an h.i.v. test,you didn't pass
chorus:eazy e,got h.i.v.,from freddie,mercury(x4)
you wen't out to dinner,freddie wore a leash
you ate fried chicken,freddie ate quiche
now freddie's gone and he's in heaven
at his wake you ate watermelon
CONNOR CLAPTON COMMITTED SUICIDE BECAUSE HIS FATHER SUCKS
chorus:
eric clapton sucks,eric clapton sucks,eric clapton's gay,and he's fucking gay.
your father's the 4th worst songwriter,after springsteen,seger,and petty
you were sick of his gay fucking songs,so you jumped out a really high up window
chorus
you knew you'd get beaten up in school,because your dad's songs sucked so bad
you were sick of hearing "you look wonderful tonight",so you jumped out a really high up window
sometimes i wish you didn't die because i hate that song "tears in heaven"
i was glad you died,until he wrote that song,and kevin sharp is gay
Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay
Fred Durst is a fucking faggot
He thinks he's black, but he's just gay
He cancelled a show cuz he sprained his ankle
He's also a fucking midget
Chorus:
You're not fucking black, you're just fucking gay (x2)
You're fucking gay
The guitarist wears a mask
To hide the cum stains on his face
They're the gayest band I've ever seen
And I've seen the Culture Club live
Chorus
Fred wears a hat to hide his baldness
I refuse to believe blacks think he's cool
I wish he'd beaten and raped by some black guy
And see if he still wants to be black
You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Just Beat The Shit Out Of You
Rape (x4)
I drank a case of whiskey
And you looked like Jeanine Jizm
I drank another case of whiskey
And you looked like Roseanne Barr
Chorus:
You were to ugly to rape, so I beat you up
When I looked at you, I had to throw up
I drank a case of whiskey
And you looked like Sheila Micheals
I drank another case of everclear
And you looked like Ileana Douglas
The Word Homophobic Is Gay
I'm not afraid of faggots
But I like making fun of them
It was made-up by some P.C. faggot
To make fag haters look stupid
Anti-homophobe by Brutal Truth
Is a pathetic attempt to be P.C.
Kevin's obviously not a homophobe
Because he's a fucking faggot
ART FAG
HE LISTENS TO THE FUCKING SMITHS
HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
HE WEARS A TRENCHCOAT
HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
HE WEARS BLACK TIGHTS
HE WRITES POETRY
HE WEARS BLACK LIPSTICK
UNDER HIS MUSTACHE
HE'S GOT A ROLLERCOASTER HAIRCUT
HE DYES IT JET BLACK
WHEN HIS HAIR IS REALLY BROWN
JUST LIKE HIS MUSTACHE
HE WANTS TO BE ROBERT SMITH
BUT WITH A MUSTACHE
HE'S A FUCKING ART FAG
HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
BIG PANTS, BIGGER LOSER
big pants, bigger loser (x4)
you're such a fucking idiot
i want to fucking kill you
you want to look just like a nigger
so you wear pants 30 times bigger
YOU'RE DUMB
YOUU'VE GOT A NEW T PASS, JUST FOR RETARDS
YOU'VE GOT SAGGING BREASTS THAT ARE VERY LARGE
ALL OVER YOUR WRINKLED BODY, YOU'VE GOT LOTS OF PIMPLES
AND YOU'VE GOT A GREASY HAIR COMING OUT OF YOUR NIPPLE
HEY, YOU'RE DUMB (X3)
YOU LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS, AND YOUR 31
YOU PAY NO RENT, BECAUSE YOU'RE A BUM
YOU NEVER CLEAN YOUR HOUSE, BECAUSE YOU'RE DEPRESSED
AND YOU'VE STILL GOT A GODDAMN HAIRY BREAST
HEY, YOU'RE DUMB (X3)
YOU'RE GOING TO SAN FRANSISCO BECAUSE YOU'RE GAY
YOUR BOYFRIEND MUST BE REALLY DESPERATE TO GET LAID
WE'LL ALWAYS MAKE FUN OF YOU, WE'LL NEVER REST
AND YOU STILL GOT A GODDAMN HAIRY BREAST
GLOVES OF METAL
HEAR THE POUNDING, ARMY OF THE NIGHT
THE CALL OF METAL SUMMONS US TONIGHT
AND GATHER WE ON THIS SITE
TO BEHOLD THE POWER AND THE MIGHT
WE WEAR LEATHER, WE WEAR SPIKES, WE RULE THE NIGHT
OFF WITH THE LIGHTS, HEAR THE SCREAMS
SEE THE BANGING HEADS AWAKEN TO THEIR DREAMS
THE SOUND OF METAL SO LOUD IT CRACKS THE BEAMS
PLAYED BY WARRIORS CALLED THE METAL KINGS
A HERO'S WELCOME TO THOSE WHO HEED THE CALL
WE ARE TOGETHER, WE ARE ALL
WITH HANDS HIGH, FISTS FILL THE AIR
AGAINST THE WORLD WE STAND
HANDS HIGH FOREVER WE'LL BE THERE
GLOVES OF METAL RULE THE NIGHT, YEAH
LEATHER, METAL, SPIKES AND CHAINS
GLOVES OF METAL RAISED TO SHOW THE BRAVE
INTO THE DARKNESS MARCH THE ARMIES OF THE NIGHT
BOUND BY METAL WE LIVE THE FIGHT
WE WEAR LEATHER, WE WEAR SPIKES, WE RULE THE NIGHT
WITH HANDS HIGH, FISTS FILL THE AIR
AGAINST THE WORLD WE STAND
HANDS HIGH FOREVER WE'LL BE THERE
GLOVES OF METAL RULE THE NIGHT, YEAH
JACK KEVORKIAN IS COOL
first you killed an old person
then you went to jail
then you killed another
when you got out on bail
chorus:
old people suck, kevorkian rules, old people suck, jack kevorkian's cool (x 2)
you're in jail again
because you wouldn't sell out
let's get a bulldozer
and break him out
YOU KEEP A DIARY
YOU THINK YOUR LIFE'S SO IMPORTANT
YOU HAVE TO WRITE IT DOWN
YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING FAGGOT
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU
YOU, YOU KEEP A DIARY
YOU POMPOUS ASSHOLE DICKFACE
YOU'LL PROBABLY WRITE A BOOK
ONLY ANOTHER ASSHOLE WOULD PUBLISH IT
YOU DUMB STUPID FAG
YOU GOT DATE RAPED
you just wanted to hold hands but he wanted to fuck
he's twice your size and weight so you're shit out of luck
chorus:
you got date raped, date raped(x4)
you whined to the judge, your eyes were full of tears
but you wouldn't have been raped if you didn't have 50 beers
chorus
next time you go out bring a chapperone or friend
or you'll probably end up getting date raped again
you got date raped
YOU'RE A COP
powdered sugar on your fingers, coffee on your shirt
bribes in your pocket, you never do any work
you fat fucking slob you just sit in a car
until you get off work then it's back to the bar
chorus:
you fucking pig-pig
you're a fucking cop-cop(x4)
you never catch any crooks but harass everyone else
your fat fingers don't fit the trigger you're too slow to catch a nigger
you're a suburban cop because you're scared of the city
you broke a stool at dunkin donuts because you're so fucking fat
YOU HAVE GOALS
you want to go to school
you want a good job
you want to get married
you want to own a car
chorus:
you're boring,you're gay,you're old,you have goals(x2)
you want to own a house
you want to have kids
if these are your goals
then you're fucking stupid
BECAUSE YOU'RE OLD
you have to wear a diaper
because you're old(x2)
you have to use a wheelchair
b.y.o.(because you're old)(x2)
you can't remember your kids names
b.y.o.(x2)
you have to wear dentures
b.y.o.(x2)
b.y.o.-i hate old people
b.y.o.-you're fucking old
your kids tossed you in a nursing home
b.y.o.(x2)
but they'd rather have you put to sleep
b.y.o.(x2)
you can't even feed yourself
b.y.o.(x2)
i'd hate to fucking be like you
b.y.o.(x4)
YOUR BEST FRIEND IS YOU
no one cares what you say,no one gives a shit about norway
no one can stand the way you talk,except your girlfriend,the greasy wop
1st chorus:
everyone mistakes you for a jew
your best friend is you(x2)
you have hook nose like a fucking jew
your best friennd is you(x2)
no one cares about what you wrote,you're nothing but a spic,a 5 foot joke
every show you book is a fucking flop,you're a fucking midget and your broad's a wop
2nd chorus:
no one cares what your last show drew
your best friend is you(x2)
you're about as tall as tattoo
your best friend is you(x2)
your favorite letter's f
flunk-you flunked out of school
flop-every show that you do
fail-every class that you take
friends-not one you can make
THE INTERNET IS GAY
YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS
YOU STAY HOMA ALL DAY
YOU'VE BEEN TO EVERY WEBSITE
BECAUSE TOU'RE FUCKING GAY
THE INTERNET IS FUCKING GAY
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, LOSER, QUEER, NERD, ETC.
YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS
YOU STAY HOMA ALL DAY
YOU'VE BEEN TO EVERY WEBSITE
BECAUSE TOU'RE FUCKING GAY
TECHNOLOGY'S GAY
HOW MANY MEGS OF RAM DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR COMPUTER ...
TECHNOLOGY'S GAY
HEY, WHY DON'T YOU CHECK OUT MY WEBSITE AT WWW ...
TECHNOLOGY'S GAY
I LOVE LOOKING AT THE STAR TREK WEBSITE, AND I EH ...
TECHNOLOGY'S GAY
LET ME FAX YOU MY E-MAIL ADDRESS ...
TECHNOLOGY'S GAY
EAZY E GOT A.I.D.S. FROM FREDDIE MERCURY
even though you were black,you listened to queen
you thought freddie was the cutest you've ever seen
you wen't backstage and got fucked in the ass
you took an h.i.v. test,you didn't pass
chorus:eazy e,got h.i.v.,from freddie,mercury(x4)
you wen't out to dinner,freddie wore a leash
you ate fried chicken,freddie ate quiche
now freddie's gone and he's in heaven
at his wake you ate watermelon
CONNOR CLAPTON COMMITTED SUICIDE BECAUSE HIS FATHER SUCKS
chorus:
eric clapton sucks,eric clapton sucks,eric clapton's gay,and he's fucking gay.
your father's the 4th worst songwriter,after springsteen,seger,and petty
you were sick of his gay fucking songs,so you jumped out a really high up window
chorus
you knew you'd get beaten up in school,because your dad's songs sucked so bad
you were sick of hearing "you look wonderful tonight",so you jumped out a really high up window
sometimes i wish you didn't die because i hate that song "tears in heaven"
i was glad you died,until he wrote that song,and kevin sharp is gay
Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay
Fred Durst is a fucking faggot
He thinks he's black, but he's just gay
He cancelled a show cuz he sprained his ankle
He's also a fucking midget
Chorus:
You're not fucking black, you're just fucking gay (x2)
You're fucking gay
The guitarist wears a mask
To hide the cum stains on his face
They're the gayest band I've ever seen
And I've seen the Culture Club live
Chorus
Fred wears a hat to hide his baldness
I refuse to believe blacks think he's cool
I wish he'd beaten and raped by some black guy
And see if he still wants to be black
You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Just Beat The Shit Out Of You
Rape (x4)
I drank a case of whiskey
And you looked like Jeanine Jizm
I drank another case of whiskey
And you looked like Roseanne Barr
Chorus:
You were to ugly to rape, so I beat you up
When I looked at you, I had to throw up
I drank a case of whiskey
And you looked like Sheila Micheals
I drank another case of everclear
And you looked like Ileana Douglas
The Word Homophobic Is Gay
I'm not afraid of faggots
But I like making fun of them
It was made-up by some P.C. faggot
To make fag haters look stupid
Anti-homophobe by Brutal Truth
Is a pathetic attempt to be P.C.
Kevin's obviously not a homophobe
Because he's a fucking faggot